Internet Archaeologist

I scavenge the depths of the internet to come back with amazing treasures.

duplexide:

duplexide:

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For my birthday my dad got me this Pepsi bowling ball from the 90s except holes were never drilled into it so it’s just an official Pepsi ORB

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This tag makes me wonder if the thousands of people reblogging this know I’m also the Pepsi particles guy.

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chongoblog:

foone:

telivanistoolateparty:

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englishmagic:

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evelynthorne-blog:

foone:

the thing about that “you like my blog? name five of my fetishes” post is that I’m not sure I could even name five of my own fetishes, let alone someone else’s

Numbered lists are just hard if you have ADHD. Like, I didn’t know there’d be a test on this!

that’s a good point. I’m not just excessively asexual, I’ve also got a Forgetting Disease. I’ve probably got like a dozen fetishes but right now all I can think of is like, reverse glasses

……reverse glasses?

one of my comedic fetishes is making up nonsensical fetishes and then not explaining them so that I can confuse people.

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And horror

It’s like one of those holy trinity doohickeys

definitely. I tried to make a venn diagram of this once. I ran into a problem where I laughed too hard at one of the pre-entered labels and thus never finished it:

A venn diagram of three subjects: Horror, Comedy, and Eroticism. The overlap of Horror and Comedy is labeled "Pasta"ALT

Dead center is “Fear”

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arikot27:

whyenn-reader:

whyenn-reader:

whyenn-reader:

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

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HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS

HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.

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NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING

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k-eke:

Thicc crocodile 🐊🌈

video version

gooberto:

The pc98 is a mysterious device from a faraway land that displays beautiful images made of squares

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gallusrostromegalus:

addons:

16th October, 2025

XKit Rewritten v1.1.0: Classic Footer

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A new feature arrives! Classic Footer rearranges the post footer into a more familiar shape, including showing each post’s total notes.

This is the very first iteration of the feature, with more options and improvements planned for future versions. Please stay tuned!

If you’re using Firefox, v1.1.0 is also the first version available to you with a fix for features being unable to insert menu options into posts.

Everyone should now be able to use PostBlock, Mirror Posts, and NotificationBlock unimpeded. Thanks for your patience on this!

This version was approved for distribution by Google on 2025-10-10, and by Mozilla on 2025-10-16. Please allow 24 hours for Firefox to pull the update, or see how to update add-ons manually.

Install XKit Rewritten: Get this extension for Firefox | View on the Chrome Web Store

Want to help fund these updates?Sponsor me on GitHub | Support me on Ko-fi

Everyone say Thank You to April Sylph for this terrific unfucking, and go support her on Github or Ko-fi

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archdemoning:

sensiblereblogifposts:

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

gleerant:

gleerant:

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don’t want to meet the librarian.

Reblog if you have met the librarian

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